Best Fic

[crazed_delusion]

So I rarely place in anything so when I do I have to share.

In ncis_verse I placed first for......THE BEST BAD FIC!!

So check in out under the cut for the awesomeness

Title: dead guy
Series: ncis
Rating: pg-13
Warnings: none




Ok now we have a case so everyone get the crap and go.

Everyone got the crap and headed out

Then they went to where the dead body was

Then they examined the dead body and they said ok it’s murder

So then they take lots of pictures of everything for later

They also send the dead body back to ducky to examine

Then they all go back to where they came from

Then duck man examine the body and say yes it murder

Then they examine all the pictures they took and say look it a clue

Then they follow up on the clue and they say look its another clue

Then they go to that clue and they see another one

Then duck man call and say dead guy die cause he shot in head

So they go look for gun that shot dead guy in head

They find no gun but another clue

So they follow clue and there be the gun

They take gun back to abby

Abby look at gun and scan it

She say this dude own gun and he shot it cause his prints on it

So they go find the guy

But the guy run away

So they chase the guy

And the catch the guy

So then they take guy back to place they sent dead body

Gibb man talk to guy

Guy admit everything to the gibb man

So gibb man arrest guy

Then everyone go out for drinks

Then they go home




Also my 2nd badfic that did not place

Title: penguin
Series: ncis
Rating: pg
Warnings: none



One morning Tony woke up and found an penguin in his bed he discide to take da penguin to work wi him cat day so he grab the penguin and said I shall name you bob but then bob bit him so tony chase penguibb bab about the hous till he grab him again then he take him to da care and put him in trunk he then drive to work and park then look in trunk but no bob so he walk all about llokin in da car until sudden bob appear in front seat so he yell and grab him and take him to da elevator he sat him in elevator while it go up then door open an he go running out into the office bull place then gibb yell no penguin in da office so tony grab bob and take him back to elevator and back to car he shove him back into trunk then drive back to apartment and stick him in the apartment and say stay bob then he left and got back to car to drive back to work when walk in and gibbs say where da penguin he say penguin back at apartment gibb say well get him back here and whack tony on head so tony drive back to apartment and grab bob and then stick bob in trunk and go back to work and up elevator and gibb say where bob tony say oh in the trunk and he went back down and got bob out of trunk then cary him back up to work and gibb take bob and carry him off to interogate then tony woke up and say what the hell

Comments

[misskitty373.livejournal.com]

lmao love the first fic! Totally first place material, congrats ;D

[crazed_delusion]

TY :)

[welfycat.livejournal.com]

I swear I've seen fics just like that first one that were just like that, but that weren't intended to be bad!fic. Great work!!! My favorite part: "Then duck man examine the body and say yes it murder"!

Congrats on first place!

[crazed_delusion]

lol yes I have read those too especially on FFN

TY :)