10 Big Bang Theory Drabbles
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bigbang_land challenge.
1.
“HOWARD!!!”
“WHAT???”
“DINNERS READY”
“I’LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE”
“BUT YOUR FOOD WILL GET COLD”
“I’LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE MA”
“BUT HOWARD”
“FINE I’M COMING”
“GOOD CAUSE MEATLOAF GETS COLD FAST AND YOU KNOW HOW IT DRYS OUT IF I HAVE TO REHEAT IT OVER AND OVER CAUSE YOU’RE PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS”
“THEY AREN’T DOLLS MA THEY ARE ACTION FIGURES AND I DON’T PLAY WITH THEM, THEY ARE COLLECTORS ITEMS”
“WHATEVER YOUR NEVER GONNA MAKE ME GRANDBABIES WITH DOLLS”
“GOD MA I’LL GIVE YOU GRANDBABIES WHEN I’M GOOD AND READY”
“WELL DO YOU WANT YOUR MA TO FALL OUT AND DIE BEFORE THEN”
“Dear god please”
“WHAT”
“I SAID I’M COMING MA”
2.
“HOWARD”
“WHAT”
“YOUR LITTLE FRIEND IS AT THE DOOR”
“HOW DO YOU…” ding dong
“HOWARD”
“I’M GOING MA”
Howard runs up to the door quickly opening it and dashing outside.
“Please tell me you are here to save me”
Raj tilted his head and said, “Actually I’m here for meatloaf night.”
Howard banged his head against the door “Ugh”
“HOWARD STOP HITTING YOUR HEAD ON THE DOOR”
Howard sent one last pleading look at Raj “Save me”
“But…it’s meatloaf night.”
Howard sighed again and braced himself, “Alright, in we go”
3.
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock,
“WHAT SHELDON.”
Knock “Penny”
Penny Sighed “What is it Sheldon?”
“Leonard is snoring.”
“So?”
“He never snored before.”
“So?”
“If I don’t sleep, I can’t work, I can’t think, I can’t DO anything.”
“Again? Why is this my problem.”
“He never snored when you slept with him. So get in there and have SEX with him.”
“….Goodnight Sheldon.”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
4.
“Penny get out of my seat. Penny go have sex with Leonard. Penny stop talking. Penny sing me Soft Kitty. When exactly did I end up playing mom to four geeks…well, one geek. Love interest to another, item of lust to another, and another that can’t even talk to me. Honestly, this sounds like a really bad TV show. Hmm, I bet I could pitch this to CBS and become rich. Ok, maybe Fox. No, Fox wouldn’t even touch this, no one would believe it.”
Penny plopped down onto her couch and continued to ponder aloud about the absurdity of what her life had become since moving here.
5.
Bernadette sat down at a table at the Chinese restaurant Howard had picked to try tonight. After about five minutes she began wonder what was keeping Howard, then he suddenly walked in, “I was wondering if you were coming.”
“Sorry,” Howard said, “Raj wouldn’t shut up about a new project he is working on.”
“Oh.”
“Oh?” Howard asked.
“It’s just, you know it would be alright if you wanted to, be, with Raj, I understand that you may be in denial about you true sexuality, and I would not react negatively if you were to realize your desire for Raj after the kiss the other night.”
Howard gasped and just gaped like a fish
6.
After Bernadette’s shocking comment at the restaurant Howard squealed (in a very manly way) “I’M NOT GAY”
“Howard, not so loud we are in public.”
“I’m not gay. I love women, I lo…like you. Just because a drunken Raj kissed me, which we aren’t speaking of again, doesn’t mean I’m... I was just protecting you. He was gonna pounce on you, I couldn’t allow such a thing.”
Bernadette smiled, “That’s very sweet of you Howard, hmm do you know what you want to order?”
“That’s it? No more questions?”
“No Howard, I just figured I would give you and out if you needed it, since you don’t I suppose we can get on with dinner?”
7.
Ever since his visit Wyatt had been calling and texting Leonard regularly with various information about winning over Penny. Wyatt knew he was probably being insanely overbearing but he really, really, really could not stand anymore of the country hicks he daughter dated. In all honestly if she ever brought one of those idiots home and she had an engagement ring on her finger, well he could very well be forced to kill the poor, stupid, idiot who dared to try and marry his daughter. No, he had decided. Penny WAS going to marry Leonard, if it was the thing that Wyatt ever did.
8.
Penny loved Leonard, she really did. The simple fact was, he deserved much better. He deserved some one who could understand his work. Who he could come home and tell all about his day, and she wouldn’t just be nodding in confusion. She hadn’t even finished college, just an out of work actress, just like millions of others. No, Leonard might thinks he loves her, maybe he even did. But, Penny would be strong. She would resist the desire to fall back into Leonard’s arms, because she did love him, and she would make sure he ended up with someone like he deserved, someone she could never be.
9.
Special Agent Angela Paige had seen a lot of things in her time with the FBI clearing nerds to work on top secret project for the government. There was no doubt though, she had never met any like these four before. Between being hit on, which honestly wasn’t a rare occurrence, being thrown up on, and discovering what exactly had happened to that broken Mars Rover, she could honestly say that she would never forgot these guys, and that Howard Wolowitz would never, EVER, get clearance anywhere in this country ever again.
10.
Mary Cooper prayed to the lord everyday to protect her babies, especially Sheldon. While she loves all her children equally she knew that Sheldon would always be the one who needed the extra prayers. In truth she doubted that Sheldon would ever be able to venture as far from her as he had. The poor dear just wasn’t right. Somehow though, through her prayers she’s sure, he has managed to find friends, especially that can control Sheldon almost as well as she can. She finishes her morning prayers thanking God for what he has done for her baby, and thanks him for giving her two other children who will giver her grandbabies.
bigbang_land challenge.1.
“HOWARD!!!”
“WHAT???”
“DINNERS READY”
“I’LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE”
“BUT YOUR FOOD WILL GET COLD”
“I’LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE MA”
“BUT HOWARD”
“FINE I’M COMING”
“GOOD CAUSE MEATLOAF GETS COLD FAST AND YOU KNOW HOW IT DRYS OUT IF I HAVE TO REHEAT IT OVER AND OVER CAUSE YOU’RE PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS”
“THEY AREN’T DOLLS MA THEY ARE ACTION FIGURES AND I DON’T PLAY WITH THEM, THEY ARE COLLECTORS ITEMS”
“WHATEVER YOUR NEVER GONNA MAKE ME GRANDBABIES WITH DOLLS”
“GOD MA I’LL GIVE YOU GRANDBABIES WHEN I’M GOOD AND READY”
“WELL DO YOU WANT YOUR MA TO FALL OUT AND DIE BEFORE THEN”
“Dear god please”
“WHAT”
“I SAID I’M COMING MA”
2.
“HOWARD”
“WHAT”
“YOUR LITTLE FRIEND IS AT THE DOOR”
“HOW DO YOU…” ding dong
“HOWARD”
“I’M GOING MA”
Howard runs up to the door quickly opening it and dashing outside.
“Please tell me you are here to save me”
Raj tilted his head and said, “Actually I’m here for meatloaf night.”
Howard banged his head against the door “Ugh”
“HOWARD STOP HITTING YOUR HEAD ON THE DOOR”
Howard sent one last pleading look at Raj “Save me”
“But…it’s meatloaf night.”
Howard sighed again and braced himself, “Alright, in we go”
3.
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock,
“WHAT SHELDON.”
Knock “Penny”
Penny Sighed “What is it Sheldon?”
“Leonard is snoring.”
“So?”
“He never snored before.”
“So?”
“If I don’t sleep, I can’t work, I can’t think, I can’t DO anything.”
“Again? Why is this my problem.”
“He never snored when you slept with him. So get in there and have SEX with him.”
“….Goodnight Sheldon.”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
Knock, Knock, Knock “Penny”
4.
“Penny get out of my seat. Penny go have sex with Leonard. Penny stop talking. Penny sing me Soft Kitty. When exactly did I end up playing mom to four geeks…well, one geek. Love interest to another, item of lust to another, and another that can’t even talk to me. Honestly, this sounds like a really bad TV show. Hmm, I bet I could pitch this to CBS and become rich. Ok, maybe Fox. No, Fox wouldn’t even touch this, no one would believe it.”
Penny plopped down onto her couch and continued to ponder aloud about the absurdity of what her life had become since moving here.
5.
Bernadette sat down at a table at the Chinese restaurant Howard had picked to try tonight. After about five minutes she began wonder what was keeping Howard, then he suddenly walked in, “I was wondering if you were coming.”
“Sorry,” Howard said, “Raj wouldn’t shut up about a new project he is working on.”
“Oh.”
“Oh?” Howard asked.
“It’s just, you know it would be alright if you wanted to, be, with Raj, I understand that you may be in denial about you true sexuality, and I would not react negatively if you were to realize your desire for Raj after the kiss the other night.”
Howard gasped and just gaped like a fish
6.
After Bernadette’s shocking comment at the restaurant Howard squealed (in a very manly way) “I’M NOT GAY”
“Howard, not so loud we are in public.”
“I’m not gay. I love women, I lo…like you. Just because a drunken Raj kissed me, which we aren’t speaking of again, doesn’t mean I’m... I was just protecting you. He was gonna pounce on you, I couldn’t allow such a thing.”
Bernadette smiled, “That’s very sweet of you Howard, hmm do you know what you want to order?”
“That’s it? No more questions?”
“No Howard, I just figured I would give you and out if you needed it, since you don’t I suppose we can get on with dinner?”
7.
Ever since his visit Wyatt had been calling and texting Leonard regularly with various information about winning over Penny. Wyatt knew he was probably being insanely overbearing but he really, really, really could not stand anymore of the country hicks he daughter dated. In all honestly if she ever brought one of those idiots home and she had an engagement ring on her finger, well he could very well be forced to kill the poor, stupid, idiot who dared to try and marry his daughter. No, he had decided. Penny WAS going to marry Leonard, if it was the thing that Wyatt ever did.
8.
Penny loved Leonard, she really did. The simple fact was, he deserved much better. He deserved some one who could understand his work. Who he could come home and tell all about his day, and she wouldn’t just be nodding in confusion. She hadn’t even finished college, just an out of work actress, just like millions of others. No, Leonard might thinks he loves her, maybe he even did. But, Penny would be strong. She would resist the desire to fall back into Leonard’s arms, because she did love him, and she would make sure he ended up with someone like he deserved, someone she could never be.
9.
Special Agent Angela Paige had seen a lot of things in her time with the FBI clearing nerds to work on top secret project for the government. There was no doubt though, she had never met any like these four before. Between being hit on, which honestly wasn’t a rare occurrence, being thrown up on, and discovering what exactly had happened to that broken Mars Rover, she could honestly say that she would never forgot these guys, and that Howard Wolowitz would never, EVER, get clearance anywhere in this country ever again.
10.
Mary Cooper prayed to the lord everyday to protect her babies, especially Sheldon. While she loves all her children equally she knew that Sheldon would always be the one who needed the extra prayers. In truth she doubted that Sheldon would ever be able to venture as far from her as he had. The poor dear just wasn’t right. Somehow though, through her prayers she’s sure, he has managed to find friends, especially that can control Sheldon almost as well as she can. She finishes her morning prayers thanking God for what he has done for her baby, and thanks him for giving her two other children who will giver her grandbabies.