HP Lovers turn you head or prepare to stab me

Ok Ok I know I said I wasn't going to post anymore on pottermore but I can't help it people are SO INSANE. Seriously people are acting like JK walked up to them put a real sorting hat on their head and said YOU ARE THIS.

I hate to break it to you but
1) most likely, knowing how media websites work, she didn't have a whole lot to do with it, she gave them the info and sony ran with it(No I don't know this for a fact, yes jk could of coded the entire thing herself idk)
2)Hogwarts aint real
3)These houses, they aint real
4)This site was designed for kids/teenagers
5)It's a game, if you really think that there is nothing keeping the houses even or anything of that sort going on your deluded(or hey I'm overly pessimistic there goes my puffness)
6) JK is not a god believe it or not. She wrote and incredibly successful series of childrens books which I enjoyed but I'm not going to start worshiping her like a golden cow.
7) CALM DOWN I mean seriously the world isn't going to end if you don't get sorted right. You can always go back come october.

I am a Hufflepuff big time. I have Ravenclaw tendancies. I also have a Slytherin side though most don't see it. I also am a lazy/procrastinator like the Gryffs. Any person can easily fit in any house.




Feel free to start crucifying me now the line forms there *points*