Drunken Surprises
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crazed_delusionTitle: Drunken Surprises
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crazed_delusion
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Blaine discovers kissing girls may not be that bad
Pairing: Blaine/Rachel *hides*
Word Count: 1933
Spoilers: Through the previews of 2x14
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, I have no money, please don't sue me all might Fox corporation.
Author's notes: Ok, I am a Klaine shipper, but my inner Broadway girl fell in love with the you know what moment. So this is my version of it, it is a part 1 there will be a sequel at some point once I catch up on my landcomms and can write it out. Written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
gleeverse challenge.
The bottle had been spun by Blaine. At this point everyone was only slightly buzzed and they had been playing spin the bottle for a bit. As the bottle slowed Blaine could see Kurt tense and watch as it swept closer to him, only for it to stop at the last moment on Rachel. Blaine smiled and sighed with relief, then leaned in towards her. Rachel smiled back and grabbed his shirt to tug him in all the way and kissed him.
Suddenly he couldn't think. He just felt amazing and wow it was...fireworks. He had never had a kiss like this, it was something completely different, and as he felt her pull away he thought no, that can not be it so he reached up his hand and grabbed her head to push her back into it.
Blaine felt like he would collapse into her, he could faintly hear something, it sounded like Kurt's voice, but he didn't care and just tightened his hold on Rachel. Nothing else matter but her, her lips and tongue and hell someone had grabbed the back of his shirt and pulled him away from her.
As the kiss broke Blaine gasped and slowly opened his eyes and blinked to clear them. He saw Rachel's own dazed look then glanced down at her swollen lips, and all he could think is how much he wanted to lean in and kiss her again.
Just as he started to lean in Finn's voiced barked out, “You can let her go now.”
Blaine quickly let go and snapped away from her, then looked about as everyone stared. He started to turn red and coughed, “Um right, whose next?”
Brittany tossed up her hand, “ME! I want to be kissed like that!”
“BRITTANY” Artie shouted, which caused Rachel to snap out of her haze at the same time.
“What?” Brittany asked, “It looked nice.”
Rachel blushed the stood up quickly, “Umm…I'm going to go get some more drinks” and she hurried into the kitchen.
“I'll help,” Finn said as he stood up and followed her.
Once he got into the kitchen and the door shut Finn exploded, “What in the hell was that?”
“What was what Finn?” she asked innocently.
“You know damn well what, that kiss.” He all but growled back at her.
“It's called spin the bottle Finn, you were sitting right there playing too.”
He let out a noise somewhere between a growl and a laugh. Then he grabbed her waist and pinned her against the counter, “That was not a spin the bottle kiss, that was a fucking porno kiss.”
Rachel glared, “Let me go this instant, I do not appreciate being man handled and you are being delusional.”
Finn let go and glared back, “He's gay Rachel, and I don't know what you think you’re trying to pull. If you’re trying to make me jealous or something, but it's going to take a lot more then you making out with some gay guy to do it.”
Rachel's eyes widened and she began to shout, “If you are jealous that is your problem Finn, not mine, we are not together, so it doesn't matter who I do or do not kiss or how you feel about it.”
A throat cleared behind them and Finn to jump away from Rachel, “I came to see what was taking so long” Blaine said as he walked into the room.
“You!” Finn shouted, “You are gay and you, you just stay that way, and stay the hell away from Rachel,” and with that Finn stormed out of the kitchen.
Rachel began to turn red again, “I'm sorry, he's just,” she waved her hand about, “insane?”
“It's alright, here let me help you,” and he grabbed several of the bottles and followed her back out into the party.
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Everyone had surrounded the karaoke machine while they were out, except for Finn who had settled in a chair to brood, and Brittany who had plopped on Artie and had her tongue down his throat.
Blaine smiled, “We come baring wine coolers.”
Everyone cheered as they handed them out. Blaine had kept the last one for Kurt and gave it to him,
“Are you ok?” Kurt asked.
Blaine plastered on his usual smile, “Of course.”
Mercedes had grabbed a microphone and winked at Rachel, “Get your skinny white ass up here so we can start this party.”
Rachel laughed sat down her drink and rushed up on the stage, “And what shall we be singing my co-diva?”
Mercedes just smirked and started up the music,
Mercedes: I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now the poor get fat
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
Rachel laughed and danced along with Mercedes,
Rachel: I Eat meat on Friday that's alright
Even like steak on a Saturday night
I can bitch the best at your social do's
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue
Both: I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do
Woohoo
Rachel: I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
Mercedes: I don't like those, my God, what's that
Oh it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
Both: Woohoohoo
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
Cause I'm better than you
It's in the way that I move
The things that I do
oooh yeah
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
I'm better than you
It's in the way that I move
The things that I do
Bitch Bitch Bitch is back
Bitch Bitch Bitch is back
Bitch Bitch Bitch is back
Bitch Bitch Bitch is back
They bowed to the cat calls and headed off the mini-stage. The singing and dancing continued for a while as everyone got progressively drunker.
Blaine stumbled up on stage and spoke into the mike, “Will the waaaayyy to sexy Rachel Berry dooo, doo, dooooo, that sounds so weird, ooooh dooooo me the honor of a duet.”
Rachel laughed and she stumbled her way up next to Blaine. He threw his hands up to cheer only to lose his balance and fall off of the stage. Everyone laughed as Blaine crawled his way back up the stage.
He loudly whispered to Rachel, “Let's try that again,” causing her to be taken over by laughter again.
Blaine looked insulted and went “Shhhhh we have to sing,” only making her laugh harder as he started up the song.
Blaine bobbed about with the music, and bobbed, and bobbed, till he collapsed on the floor next to Rachel and poked at her, “Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.”
Rachel still laughing choked out “What?”
“I forgot the words,” which only caused Rachel to collapse again this time Blaine fell into her as he laughed as well.
They were both soon shooed off stage by Mercedes and the karaoke continued until everyone had passed out around the living room.
Several hours later Rachel woke up on the couch draped over Puck. She rolled off of him only to hit the floor; “Ow...” she stood up and felt the world tilt. Rachel took off toward the kitchen threw up into the sink. “Ugh,” she groaned then rinsed out the sink and her mouth. She glanced up at the window, then opened the blinds just a bit, “Ugh, it's still dark out.”
“My sentiments exactly”
Rachel squealed and jumped then looked over at Blaine who had slipped into the kitchen. She then grabbed her head and folded in on herself for being so loud and moving too fast.
“Sorry,” he whispered and walked over to her and ushered her into a chair. He turned back to the sink and got a glass of water then pulled a bottle of aspirin from his pocket, “Here,” he said giving her a couple pills, “This will help.”
“Thank-you,” she mumbled and took the pills, “how long have you been up?”
“About half an hour, Long enough to throw up and take some aspirin.”
She glance up at the clock and saw it was five thirty, “It must be,” she started to say then felt her world tilt once more and rushed back over to the sink. Though this time Blaine quickly followed behind her and held back her hair. Once she finished and rinsed again she turned and went to collapse back in the chair.
Blaine refilled the water glass, and handed her a couple more pills, “Here you threw up the last ones.”
He watched her drink and her shut her eyes and rest for a moment.
“I really want to kiss you,” he whispered.
Rachel's eyes shot open and she stared at Blaine like he was insane.
“Not right this moment, I mean, not right now, not that you don't look, I mean, it's just....” she chuckled at him then held her head again.
She glanced up through her eyelashes, “Yeah I know,” she whispered back, “but it’s not a good idea.”
He looked at her confused, “Why? You didn't, I mean, I thought...”
“No!” she interrupted then winced at how loud she was, “no, it was...amazing, but,” she laughed to herself, “your gay, and then there's Kurt.”
“Kurt, crap, I, god he's going to be so mad.” Blaine said and banged his head onto the table, then lifted his head to glance back up at Rachel, “I still wanna kiss you though. I never, with a girl, I mean...that kiss was, fireworks. You know?”
Rachel started to speak only to see Puck had wandered into the kitchen, “What are you doing up so early Noah?”
He smirked, “My blanket ran away,” which caused Rachel to blush. “Now I need coffee,” and he started to dig in the cabinets.
Blaine looked between the two then cleared his throat, “Right, I should go find Kurt, we need to get back to Dalton,” he then stood giving Rachel one last look as he went back into the living room.
Puck smirked again at Rachel, “Trying to convert the gay boy Berry?”
“Shut up Noah.” She said and dropped her head down onto the table, “Ow.”
Noah laughed, “Right, I'm gonna go wake up the masses.”
Rachel turned her head to the side, “You just want to torture everyone you sadist.”
“You know it Berry,” he smiled and walked out.
Everyone managed to get up and drag themselves to school for the Tik Tok performance, though it probably would have been better if they hadn't. Rachel would forever be haunted by the image of everyone as they threw up all over the gym. After she had scrubbed off completely she collapsed onto her bed happy that the day was finally over. Rachel was almost asleep when she heard her phone's text message alert go off. She sat up and reached over to fish the phone out of her purse. She quickly opened it and read;
Coffee 7 Sat?
-Blaine
“Shit,” she said and flopped back onto the bed. Rachel glared at her phone, “idiot, stupid, gonna regret this,” she mumbled to herself and typed back;
Sure 7 at SB
-Rach
Link to Chapter 2
Author:
crazed_delusion Rating: PG-13
Summary: Blaine discovers kissing girls may not be that bad
Pairing: Blaine/Rachel *hides*
Word Count: 1933
Spoilers: Through the previews of 2x14
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, I have no money, please don't sue me all might Fox corporation.
Author's notes: Ok, I am a Klaine shipper, but my inner Broadway girl fell in love with the you know what moment. So this is my version of it, it is a part 1 there will be a sequel at some point once I catch up on my landcomms and can write it out. Written for
gleeverse challenge.The bottle had been spun by Blaine. At this point everyone was only slightly buzzed and they had been playing spin the bottle for a bit. As the bottle slowed Blaine could see Kurt tense and watch as it swept closer to him, only for it to stop at the last moment on Rachel. Blaine smiled and sighed with relief, then leaned in towards her. Rachel smiled back and grabbed his shirt to tug him in all the way and kissed him.
Suddenly he couldn't think. He just felt amazing and wow it was...fireworks. He had never had a kiss like this, it was something completely different, and as he felt her pull away he thought no, that can not be it so he reached up his hand and grabbed her head to push her back into it.
Blaine felt like he would collapse into her, he could faintly hear something, it sounded like Kurt's voice, but he didn't care and just tightened his hold on Rachel. Nothing else matter but her, her lips and tongue and hell someone had grabbed the back of his shirt and pulled him away from her.
As the kiss broke Blaine gasped and slowly opened his eyes and blinked to clear them. He saw Rachel's own dazed look then glanced down at her swollen lips, and all he could think is how much he wanted to lean in and kiss her again.
Just as he started to lean in Finn's voiced barked out, “You can let her go now.”
Blaine quickly let go and snapped away from her, then looked about as everyone stared. He started to turn red and coughed, “Um right, whose next?”
Brittany tossed up her hand, “ME! I want to be kissed like that!”
“BRITTANY” Artie shouted, which caused Rachel to snap out of her haze at the same time.
“What?” Brittany asked, “It looked nice.”
Rachel blushed the stood up quickly, “Umm…I'm going to go get some more drinks” and she hurried into the kitchen.
“I'll help,” Finn said as he stood up and followed her.
Once he got into the kitchen and the door shut Finn exploded, “What in the hell was that?”
“What was what Finn?” she asked innocently.
“You know damn well what, that kiss.” He all but growled back at her.
“It's called spin the bottle Finn, you were sitting right there playing too.”
He let out a noise somewhere between a growl and a laugh. Then he grabbed her waist and pinned her against the counter, “That was not a spin the bottle kiss, that was a fucking porno kiss.”
Rachel glared, “Let me go this instant, I do not appreciate being man handled and you are being delusional.”
Finn let go and glared back, “He's gay Rachel, and I don't know what you think you’re trying to pull. If you’re trying to make me jealous or something, but it's going to take a lot more then you making out with some gay guy to do it.”
Rachel's eyes widened and she began to shout, “If you are jealous that is your problem Finn, not mine, we are not together, so it doesn't matter who I do or do not kiss or how you feel about it.”
A throat cleared behind them and Finn to jump away from Rachel, “I came to see what was taking so long” Blaine said as he walked into the room.
“You!” Finn shouted, “You are gay and you, you just stay that way, and stay the hell away from Rachel,” and with that Finn stormed out of the kitchen.
Rachel began to turn red again, “I'm sorry, he's just,” she waved her hand about, “insane?”
“It's alright, here let me help you,” and he grabbed several of the bottles and followed her back out into the party.
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Everyone had surrounded the karaoke machine while they were out, except for Finn who had settled in a chair to brood, and Brittany who had plopped on Artie and had her tongue down his throat.
Blaine smiled, “We come baring wine coolers.”
Everyone cheered as they handed them out. Blaine had kept the last one for Kurt and gave it to him,
“Are you ok?” Kurt asked.
Blaine plastered on his usual smile, “Of course.”
Mercedes had grabbed a microphone and winked at Rachel, “Get your skinny white ass up here so we can start this party.”
Rachel laughed sat down her drink and rushed up on the stage, “And what shall we be singing my co-diva?”
Mercedes just smirked and started up the music,
Mercedes: I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now the poor get fat
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
Rachel laughed and danced along with Mercedes,
Rachel: I Eat meat on Friday that's alright
Even like steak on a Saturday night
I can bitch the best at your social do's
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue
Both: I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do
Woohoo
Rachel: I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
Mercedes: I don't like those, my God, what's that
Oh it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
Both: Woohoohoo
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
Cause I'm better than you
It's in the way that I move
The things that I do
oooh yeah
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
I'm better than you
It's in the way that I move
The things that I do
Bitch Bitch Bitch is back
Bitch Bitch Bitch is back
Bitch Bitch Bitch is back
Bitch Bitch Bitch is back
They bowed to the cat calls and headed off the mini-stage. The singing and dancing continued for a while as everyone got progressively drunker.
Blaine stumbled up on stage and spoke into the mike, “Will the waaaayyy to sexy Rachel Berry dooo, doo, dooooo, that sounds so weird, ooooh dooooo me the honor of a duet.”
Rachel laughed and she stumbled her way up next to Blaine. He threw his hands up to cheer only to lose his balance and fall off of the stage. Everyone laughed as Blaine crawled his way back up the stage.
He loudly whispered to Rachel, “Let's try that again,” causing her to be taken over by laughter again.
Blaine looked insulted and went “Shhhhh we have to sing,” only making her laugh harder as he started up the song.
Blaine bobbed about with the music, and bobbed, and bobbed, till he collapsed on the floor next to Rachel and poked at her, “Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.”
Rachel still laughing choked out “What?”
“I forgot the words,” which only caused Rachel to collapse again this time Blaine fell into her as he laughed as well.
They were both soon shooed off stage by Mercedes and the karaoke continued until everyone had passed out around the living room.
Several hours later Rachel woke up on the couch draped over Puck. She rolled off of him only to hit the floor; “Ow...” she stood up and felt the world tilt. Rachel took off toward the kitchen threw up into the sink. “Ugh,” she groaned then rinsed out the sink and her mouth. She glanced up at the window, then opened the blinds just a bit, “Ugh, it's still dark out.”
“My sentiments exactly”
Rachel squealed and jumped then looked over at Blaine who had slipped into the kitchen. She then grabbed her head and folded in on herself for being so loud and moving too fast.
“Sorry,” he whispered and walked over to her and ushered her into a chair. He turned back to the sink and got a glass of water then pulled a bottle of aspirin from his pocket, “Here,” he said giving her a couple pills, “This will help.”
“Thank-you,” she mumbled and took the pills, “how long have you been up?”
“About half an hour, Long enough to throw up and take some aspirin.”
She glance up at the clock and saw it was five thirty, “It must be,” she started to say then felt her world tilt once more and rushed back over to the sink. Though this time Blaine quickly followed behind her and held back her hair. Once she finished and rinsed again she turned and went to collapse back in the chair.
Blaine refilled the water glass, and handed her a couple more pills, “Here you threw up the last ones.”
He watched her drink and her shut her eyes and rest for a moment.
“I really want to kiss you,” he whispered.
Rachel's eyes shot open and she stared at Blaine like he was insane.
“Not right this moment, I mean, not right now, not that you don't look, I mean, it's just....” she chuckled at him then held her head again.
She glanced up through her eyelashes, “Yeah I know,” she whispered back, “but it’s not a good idea.”
He looked at her confused, “Why? You didn't, I mean, I thought...”
“No!” she interrupted then winced at how loud she was, “no, it was...amazing, but,” she laughed to herself, “your gay, and then there's Kurt.”
“Kurt, crap, I, god he's going to be so mad.” Blaine said and banged his head onto the table, then lifted his head to glance back up at Rachel, “I still wanna kiss you though. I never, with a girl, I mean...that kiss was, fireworks. You know?”
Rachel started to speak only to see Puck had wandered into the kitchen, “What are you doing up so early Noah?”
He smirked, “My blanket ran away,” which caused Rachel to blush. “Now I need coffee,” and he started to dig in the cabinets.
Blaine looked between the two then cleared his throat, “Right, I should go find Kurt, we need to get back to Dalton,” he then stood giving Rachel one last look as he went back into the living room.
Puck smirked again at Rachel, “Trying to convert the gay boy Berry?”
“Shut up Noah.” She said and dropped her head down onto the table, “Ow.”
Noah laughed, “Right, I'm gonna go wake up the masses.”
Rachel turned her head to the side, “You just want to torture everyone you sadist.”
“You know it Berry,” he smiled and walked out.
Everyone managed to get up and drag themselves to school for the Tik Tok performance, though it probably would have been better if they hadn't. Rachel would forever be haunted by the image of everyone as they threw up all over the gym. After she had scrubbed off completely she collapsed onto her bed happy that the day was finally over. Rachel was almost asleep when she heard her phone's text message alert go off. She sat up and reached over to fish the phone out of her purse. She quickly opened it and read;
Coffee 7 Sat?
-Blaine
“Shit,” she said and flopped back onto the bed. Rachel glared at her phone, “idiot, stupid, gonna regret this,” she mumbled to herself and typed back;
Sure 7 at SB
-Rach
Link to Chapter 2